Maybe Don’t. These two are not impressed.
On most days I just drink soy lattes.
(via ihavesubtitlingonlife)
Source: thin-white-duchess
He seems as suspicious of the fact that his hair and face are completely painted on as I am.
Oh, Leo. You’ve done it again.
Sally is growing up.
(via tapthebomb)
Source: oh-whiskers
Do remember: The Black Phone aka Hov’s last attempt at going mobile.

“I am a God … hurry up with my damn croissant.”
The New Kanye Album:

It’s so good.
(via lillyisforlife)
Source: brandos
I’m not so good at advice, can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
Chandler, Friends (via sarcasm-and-sunshine)
(via tapthebomb)
Source: sarcasm-and-sunshine
So this just happened.
Source: commanderjshepard
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