"I’m just trying to live through this problem man created. Nature didn’t create the problem. Man created the problem. And I’m going to be honest, I’m going to say it, it was the European man who created this problem. European man invented the gun. Then he made a bigger gun, and he said: ‘I’m gonna keep this big gun for myself, and I’m gonna sell this small gun to you." And ever since then, he’s been keeping the big guns, and selling the small guns. So everybody’s got guns but none as big as him. And I’m through with it. I’m blind in one eye from Vietnam. If you want to die for this garbage game, that’s your fault. I’m through."
I feel old.
I remember this when it came out and all the old people I knew were like “Oh my god did you see that commercial?” And I was like, “I only watch tv on my computer, I haven’t seen a commercial since 2002.”
My first love
was some insignificant boy
when it should have been
When I thought I had a snack saved but then remember I already ate it
This GIF just changed my life.