We asked some of our single friends to quiz their mums about why they’re such lonesome, loveless losers.
Vice: Hey mum do you think I’ll get any cards today?
Ritchie’s Mum:How should I know? God alone knows how many girls you have. There are probably a few girls who would appreciate one from you.Why do you think I’m still single?
I think you don’t want to be tied down. Just waiting for the right girl, or boy. What do I know?Do you think I could do anything to improve my chances? With girls by the way.
Well if you haven’t met them now you’re probably in the wrong circle. Looking for love in all the wrong places. Didn’t one of your girls leave a burning bag of dog poo on your doorstep? Stay away from that circle. Oh and you don’t still work in that lesbian bar do you?No.
Well that’s a start.Anything else?
All I can say is no one ever regretted being less of a whore.
“No one ever regretted being less of a whore.”
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whore” Hahahahaha amaaaaazing
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was tempted (mildly tempted)...Mom these questions, but I’m kind
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date Richie just...his mom. Wisdom such as this:
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